Sunday, June 27, 2010

A Real Man

Couldn't resist passing on an email I received from a friend.  Inspirational words deserve to be shared.

A real man is a woman's best friend.  He will never stand her up and never let her down.   He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. 

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.  He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.  He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible.

No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of vodka. 
Never mind.

33 comments:

Karen said...

LOLOL.... I was thinking of mojitos!

Hartwood Roses said...

Considering this is your blog, I knew there had to be a twist at the end. :)

I agree on all counts.
Connie

baygirl32 said...

BaaaHaaa! vodka is one of my best friends

Mei said...

Nice! Vodka certainly did that for me last night!

DrSoosie said...

i have to say Ms. A that e-mail describes my husband to a tee. Now don't get me wrng...he has done his share of annoying things in the 22 years of marriage but he has ALWAYS done the things for me that you mention above. I am truly blessed and I sometimes wonder why I was so lucky that he picked me to spend the rest of his life with!!!

Joe Cap said...

HA, you got me with that! I as about to come up with something profound, and then I see the vodka line!
I was going to say something like, 'don't forget the virtues of a real WOMAN.

KrippledWarrior said...

NO! RUM...
This was very funny

Pat Tillett said...

That was HILARIOUS!!!
Got me, big time with that one...

Deborah said...

I'm all over the tequila lately.

Love this!

aLmYbNeNr said...

HAHA, I thought so, cause real men don't exist!

middle child said...

Right up until the last line I was thinking,....see? It's not just me who thinks that. That's what I want for myself. But since you wrecked it all with that last line, Could I have my vodka in the form of a bloody mary? Make that two, heavy on the vodka.

Jimmy said...

Hey Ms A, I was feeling pretty good there for a minute until you hit me with the punch line, actually still laughing :)

The Urban Cowboy said...

Actually it's a real man always pays for the (insert fav drink)!
;)

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

I feel the need to argue that this is simply not a fair comparison. Aferall, vodka never snores, belches, hogs the remote, forgets what you just said, leaves dirty socks on the kitchen table,..oy, look what you got me started on, Ms.A.!
Smiles and hugs,
xoRobyn

blueviolet said...

Oh my gosh, that made me laugh!

Kristy said...

LOL, and I thought you'd gone soft...

Bossy Betty said...

Oh yes! Good one!

Help! Mama Remote... said...

rotfl. I think of a Starbucks Frappucinio

Neil and Susan Brown said...

The perfect man or the perfect drink!! :)

drollgirl said...

bah! a friend just sent this to me, but it was wine instead of vodka. i guess either will work! :)

Copyboy said...

That's me to a tee...except I only drink Zima. haha. Funny find.

Sarah said...

Don't forget his cousin--the red wine. They are a fine group of men!

The Empress said...

Oh my ga!!!

Do you have any idea how funny that was????

I'm going back to read it again,,,,oh, I LOVE THAT!!

Neil said...

I followed your comments back from Pat's blog - and just in time. That was well worth a chuckle, thank you. I think I need to stick around and read more - I'm very much liking what I see so far.

Ally said...

I'm like, that's awesome, then I see your vodka joke ha ha. That man would be very perfect though.

bunny said...

...and he will hold my hair back when I've had too much to drink at a wedding...Oppps..did I say that out loud?

bunny

Marlene said...

I was just going to make everyone jealous and tell them I am married to such a man....and then I saw your zinger, and you blew the wind right outta my sails....ROFL!!!! Thanks for the giggles!

Jenny said...

I love this post!!!

I don't drink that much but I actually think that Mr. Jenny fits your description of a real man - I am so lucky to have him in my life!

Thank you for such a great post!

Betty Manousos said...

Margarita for me... makes feel sooo good!
Loved this post! Quite smart!!
Big hugs,
~B xx

Tracie said...

LOL! Yeah for booze!

Momma Fargo said...

Laughed my head off. I thought...so sweet...then at the end...I think I peed my pants. Thanks for the laugh, wonderful lady! Have a great 4th of July weekend.

Katie's Dailies said...

Well, since vodka gives me hangovers, make me a rum and coke instead, please!

Shrinky said...

That's just too darn hard an act to live up to, no wonder we need vodka!