Discussing the Mistress
My husband collects vinyl LPs and 45's. It's a passion. Since my Second Son, a chip off the old block, also collects, I asked him to give me an estimate on the number of records he figures his Dad has. His guesstimate was 100,000! Mine was at least 50 to 60,000. He's probably closer.
Now I guess you have an idea why I can't compete with his mistress. She's had her hooks in him, way too long. As I'm typing this, she is lulling him with her charms. I can hear her... the WITCH!